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-Last night driving to my Aunts house we drove by a comfort inn that said couples named Mary and Joseph stay free…I wonder if that could lead to some sort of discrimination lawsuit

-Even at the age of 24 there is still something magical about going to sleep and waking up with a pile of presents.

-These presents are far more magical before they are unwrapped because they can hold absolutely anything

-I feel somewhat awkward accepting presents from family as I usually buy myself random things I want. At this point in my life I feel like I’m able to truly feel the nature of giving by understanding that it really is the thought that counts. I am literally happy with anything given to me, particularly things I wouldn’t think of buying for myself

- I just decided I want an ipod filled with all classical music so I’m going to go get an ipod tomorrow and have someone in the “classical know” to fill it.

- Seeing my dog Percy try to get at his stocking is really cute

-Seeing my cat Oreo get high off of catnip is also really cute-Seeing family all together is pretty rare and special these days so I don’t have too strong an urge to gamble

-Of course I don’t gamble only when I have urges because I am a professional so I probably should put in some hours today

-I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions, I am constantly seeking random improvements so to choose an arbitrary date to do so seems contrived

-I saw the movie Juno and didn’t love it, I much prefer to be entertained by movies and inspired by the characters than to simply observe some quirky personalities getting into mild trouble and digging out. This is perhaps because I see real people getting into far more trouble than a 16 year old pregnant girl.

-My 28 year old brother can touch his nose with his tongue and his wife can bounce her chin in a funny fashion

Yes I am actually jewish but celebrate Christmas because it is fun

And lastly, a holiday gift to my readers. A 5 dollar transfer on Full Tilt for the person who emails me one sentence that best describes the meaning of Christmas in a funny way. I will announce the winner within three days and post a compilation of my favorites.Happy holidays