Nov 10 2008
Foxwoods, midterms, reality shows and reality
I went to Foxwoods last week with high hopes, returning to the venue where I first went deep in a WPT event (10th place in 2005 in a mega field of over 800). Back then, I met many players who I had played countless heads-up matches against online. These included Alex “Yahtzem” Jacobs and Nick “TheTakeover” Schulman. Nick went on to win the event for over 2 million and Alex has had astounding tournament results since then. I find it amusing when I reminisce just how many matches I played against these two young pros who really I can’t possibly have much edge on.
Anyway, the first thing that I remembered upon arriving was what a miserable place Foxwoods is to stay at. There is a long long walk from the hotel to the poker room, its in the middle of nowhere and it feels like you’re marooned in some sort of awful resort. The second thing I noticed was that poker really is dying. The night before the tournament the biggest game was 75 150 and the tournament turned out to be only about 400 players.
Onto my day 1. We started out with 30k in chips. My table was mostly young pros who all knew what they were doing whcih is never a positive sight on day 1 of a tournament. There was an interesting hand at first between the man to my right in seat 1 and someone named Jason Potter (he told me I could use his name even though he knew that the story wouldn’t put him in the best light). Potter was clearly someone who had been around the tournament circuit and knew what he was doing and all about proper etiquette. In one hand, Seat 1 raised to 1200, someone else called and Potter reraised to something like 6k from the small blind (very big reraise this early in the tournament). Seat 1 called and the other guy folded. The flop came Kd 4d 2d and Potter bet out small (something like 5k) and Seat 1 Called. The turn was the 7h and Potter bet out 8k and Seat 1 instantly moved in (Potter had about 15k more and Seat 1 had him slightly covered). Potter exhaled and exclaimed to himself the moment Seat 1 moved all in “damn did u really hit the nut flush…just calling the flop…taking one off…u have to think i have kk…wow…etc etc laboring the decision for what had to be 3 or 4 minutes. My personal opinion on calling the clock and the amount of time people take during live poker I’ll blog about another time, but since it was a big decision, people let him take his time. Seat 1 peaked at his cards and I caught a glimpse of Ad Kc. To me this seemed well ahead of Potter’s range given that he was thinking for so long about calling his last 15k into a 60k+ pot. Finally he called and turned over 6d 9d which held up. The fact that he would reraise this to steal preflop is not really that big a deal, but to even contemplate folding it after reraisign 20% of his stack preflop and FLOPPING A FLUSH is beyond absurd. Someone yelled out “slowroll alert” followed by a quick “just kidding” and Potter shook his head, exclaimed how he would never do that and how he really wasn’t sure. I couldn’t help but speak up and say that there was no way he was folding his hand and I was going to blog about it. It’s worthy of note here that I found Potter to be an affable guy and I hold no ill will towards him whatsoever and the following analysis is based purely on his actions.
A player as accoplished as Jason Potter is (I looked him up on cardplayer), knows about relative hand values, knows about odds and knows about slowrolling. The amount of time he took is absolutely positively unaccpetable. Live poker is totally ruined by players taking far more time than they should for god knows why. Maybe they enjoy being the center of the table’s attention, I don’t know, but in a case like this, Potter had to either know he was almost certainly ahead and clearly had odds to call in which case it was a malicious slowroll or he didn’t and really needed to consider that there may be a greater than 4 to 1 chance that Seat 1 flopped a higher flush after calling 6k preflop. Potter’s likeable persona means the first option is probably not the case and his poker knowledge indicates that the second option is not the case as surely only a TOTAL POKER NOVICE or out and out dunce would need to think more than a nanosecond before making that call. This leads me to the third utterly nonsensical option that I’m convinced is true. People like to seem smart and therefore they like to pretend to think. They usually have their decision made up right away, we all play by our knowledge and our gut. By pretending to think, if by chance our opponents hand is at the very top of their possible range and they are ahead of us, we save face by thinking long showing that “I might have folded”. I find this pretend thinking really annoying and out and out bad for poker. There really needs to be penalties for when Potter and everyone else do things like that.
Now onto my hand. I was up to 55k in chips which was certainly well above average as the tournament was still in it’s infancy. Potter was running really hot and had over 100k and was most likely the chip leader of the room. I have TT in middle position and raise to 700, everyone folds to Potter in the BB who calls. Flop is Qd Th 2d and Potter check raises me. I had 3bet bluffed him on a flop before so I decided to 3 bet right there which he quickly 4 bet huge. I was counting the chips in my head as I went all in but after he snapcalled and turned up qq all in one motion i felt punched in the gut and headed for the doors. I quickly cancelled the rest of my reservation and left foxwoods, it felt good to get home.
My midterms just finished up last week, it’s very strange being a student again and having a “busy season”. For the people that have my freeroll, you are not looking too good on the academic front but you certainly have a chance on the fitness end as it seems like I may struggle to reach my goals. (If you don’t know about the freeroll see here). So midterms went well, although I haven’t gotten my management one back yet, and if you see my old blog about my classes, my first impression of that teacher was correct. She is so unorganized and loopy that it is truly amazing she teaches at a Business school. The test included 50 multiple choice quesitons all about various management theories that aside from being worthless memorization, wasn’t at all in the spirit of the class. It is not surprising that her test does not follow her teaching style though since that very style is wacky, clueless and out of touch. The fact that I am paying $3000 for that class really irks me.
On a different note, I am not afraid to admit that I really like some of the reality shows on TV. I watch American Idol, Survivor, Real World and even some of the less popular ones like The Pick Up Artist and Beauty and the Geek. I only have one thing to say about these shows for the purposes of the blog and that is that I REALLY don’t understand how everyone is so weepy (across all reality shows it seems). They all cry so much, sometimes over the most mundane things. The best example of this is on Survivor when they get “letters from home”. A letter from the loved ones of the castaways almost always brings them to tears, and heroic words about how they “are going through it all for them”. Whenever I see that I want to yell at the screen, “you’ve been away from them and on the island for 11 freaking days!!”. Missing people is fine and natural, but to be moved to the point of tears because you’ve been away shooting a popular tv show for a couple weeks is ridiculous.
I know this blog entry is long and I appreciate those of you that made it to the end. Here I’ll make my political comment for the day (really just a funny daily show quote). For those of you who don’t know, proposition 8 passed narrowly in California making same sex marriage unconstitutional. The passage of this proposition was largely attributed to the very high turnout of black (christian) voters energized by Obama. Jon Stewart pointed out the irony, “We finally have a black president, yay! equal rights!! but wait…gay marraige…we can’t stand for that…waaaatch out, the oppressees have become the opressors”. I’ll let his quote speak for itself. Have a good Monday!
